Being well-endowed isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
We’ve heard of people whose mammoth members have injured their partners. However, a UK man with the world’s largest Johnson reportedly hurt himself after slipping and breaking his arm in the shower because his titanic tallywacker got in his way.
“It was a very embarrassing accident,” Matt Barr told Jam Press of the phallus-induced injury.
The AI specialist frequently goes viral for his enormous unit, which, at 14.5 inches long, is reportedly the “biggest medically proven penis in the world.” Barr even has a cast of his jumbo Johnson at the Phallological Museum in Iceland.
A preternaturally big penis might sound like a blessing, but there are myriad downsides, including struggling to get dressed, feeling faint while erect and bizarre propositions, which he details in his book, “A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises.”
It can even be quite dangerous, as Barr recently discovered during a disastrous trip to the shower.
“One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet,” the London resident recalled. “As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.”
He explained, “I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely headfirst and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.”
Shlong story short, the well-endowed Brit sustained “two fractures,” which left him in excruciating pain and forced him to wear a sling.
“I’ve had close calls or minor falls before, but never anything this severe,” said Barr while reflecting on the accident. “Usually, it’s just been when I’ve had a partner in the shower with me.”
He added, “I’ve always been anxious about going into public showers because of the reactions I get, but now I’m a bit scared of private ones, too.
To help prevent future falls, Barr has resolved to “shower less quickly.” He also bought a bathmat so he’s less likely to lose his footing even with his penis obstructing his view.
“This is one of the many minor things no one thinks about when it comes to having an abnormal body,” lamented Barr, who has since healed from his injury. “While I’m naturally clumsy, it doesn’t help that I have a different anatomy to most – especially such a large one.”
Prior to the accident, the Brit had hoped to embark on a seaside getaway — but decided to cancel after the fall.
However, that may not be a bad decision given previous embarrassing seaside ordeals that Barr has experienced as a result of his behemoth bulge.
The AI expert recalled one embarrassing incident at a resort, where the manager asked him to leave the pool area because of the mammoth outline in his trunks.
It was reportedly visible despite the fact that he was wearing dark board shorts with compression shorts underneath to prevent said impromptu peep show.
“I won’t go on a standard package holiday or in an all-inclusive resort hotel pool, but it’s helped me to look further afield and find quieter locations,” he said. “It’s not really such a big deal, though. Just another thing I’m unable to do.”
The issues aren’t just physical either, according to Barr, who says he’s received some bizarre propositions. He recalled one bizarre instance where a guy asked to draw him in “cartoon form as a giant and do all this sex giant sex stuff” — a fetish known as macrophilia.
Due to his age, the Brit says he has no plans to cash in on his awe-inspiring anatomy via OnlyFans, as he might have were he half his age, explaining: “I’m sure if I was 20 years younger, I would have [because] I’d be more focused on making sure my parents were all good, I’d be in the gym constantly, all these things.”
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